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I have the position I am proud of daily embarrassed Tucao: not afraid of things at the beginning of the carry handle [Sina game series, please indicate the source] destroyed three concept breaking limit no stem gathered, working day update, introduced the new thing on earth, and bring the most incisive. And best funny figure tucao! The most fresh pose as in the "Daily" embarrassed tucao! The proper use of Jerry — this technique should be used to tease my sister: "shaving eyebrows!" Brain: "no! In order to protect my eyes, I want my eyebrows to grow back!" Me: "shave!" Brain: "no! In order to protect my chin, I want my beard to grow!" Me: "scratch the hair!" Brain: "no! Do not know what to protect, in short, to make the hair grow back!" I recently lost my hair……" Brain:"……" I: "old hair loss!" Brain:"……" Recharge after you is a hero, think, do not charge money you will become stronger? A day in the river, saw a woman to me quickly in the past and Dutch act, she said: "you see you are going to die, let me look cool?" I did not expect her to promise, so I went up a foot on her down, really cool! Visual inspection of the armor defense +9999, dodge +100% – bend, just below the breastplate tip can stick in the stomach. On the street today, a backpacker sister paper to me to ask the way, the opening call me "uncle". She asked my uncle, I am unhappy replied: "sister, what are you doing here!?" Not afraid of all things on campus first carry handle follow-up — there are mountain mountain high. Once upon a time, a man had a donkey, he every night every day of the donkey out eating other wheat, the donkey has a habit, the old man’s door ajar, donkey before dawn his home full time! It was a long time before the old man found himself proud! One morning the old man heard the door that donkey back, such as donkey into the home again after a good door, then he found the donkey wet sweat, donkey ears hung a sign: you guess me who pull on the ground? The quilt beat dead – love comes too fast like a tornado and saw a car battery on the road hit the pedestrians, pedestrians lying on the ground does not lift the car owners, battery ran up, pedestrians struggling to catch up…… Save my life — foreign dog pet hospital, what is the problem of the digital TV HD, completely destroyed in the upper right corner of the "HD" watermark. See the "indifferent man, the rectum is warm," this sentence, smiled at me one day. A word not just why you look at me this scribble violent temper if you do God a day, what would you do? What business do not do now, because that is the god. The English version of "I’m not Pan Jinlian" is called "I’m not Mrs. Bovary.". Natural right arm tattoo: kylin arm faint attack why to use 2B examination.相关的主题文章: